Did we really need a step one?
Type whatever you want to impress your friends. Probably something along the lines of, "Look how awesome my life is compared to yours."
It send the status through THE CLOUD and into the social network of your choice. Likes and Retweets are sure to be plentiful.
You'll be able to upload that super awesome pic you just took of a plate of food.
We're totally going to add this. Coming by 2018, we promise.
Probably someday when we make billions of dollars and can hire more developers.